Chapter Three: Prank War

For starters, I am very sneaky. Well at least I like to think I am. When there's a secret mission to be done, I WILL DO IT. Even if my cover is blown and I look all awkward and embarrassed like someone caught you picking a wedgie or something....plus I don't like losing to a bunch of loser boys. It all started with a simple scavenger hunt for Carlton to get his keys back from Cassie who took them the previous night. She wasn't going to keep them forever, she just wanted to have a little fun. We were even going to feed him dinner at the very end of it for a reward! It was all fun and games until he decided he didn't want to do it.

 really?

Before we get into this, here is a room key (haha get it? It's so punny!). Carlton lives with four other guys. His apartment consists of himself, Dustynn (Dusty), Francis, Ammon and Mr. Bear. Cassie's apartment consists of herself, Kaylie, Lola, Elizabeth (Lizzy) and then my apartment with me, Evelynn (Evy), Darcy and Shelly. Now we can get into this....Carlton and his posse decided they would get his keys back on their own terms. Now, the girls that live in Cassie's apartment usually leave the door unlocked. So the boys snuck over and stole their oval and bean bag chairs. Cassie and Lizzy soon after got home from class and Cassie ran across the parking lot to get revenge. She pulled out Carlton's key and stormed into the guys apartment. She grabbed the furniture unsuccessfully and stuffed Mr. Bear down her jacket knowing that the guys would not go after it there. Now, Mr. Bear is not just any normal teddy bear. Carlton loves this bear more than life itself it seems. While she was running away with Mr. Bear, Dusty tackled her and stole her keys right from her pocket! 

 

 

pretty much just like this, sadly...

So Cassie got up and ran as fast as she could so she could go lock herself inside and stash the bear. The guys thought this was going too far. So to try and make it a "fair trade" the guys raided Cassie's apartment, using their newly acquired key, while Kaylie was sleeping (of course) and the rest of the girls were in class. They took Lola's phone and Cassie and Lizzy's Texas flag and Texas clock (this is the biggest insult known to a Texan...well, aside from making fun of the way they talk or saying that Texas isn't the best state ever). Cassie went to go make a trade to get the phone and Texas paraphernalia back. They decided Lola's phone and the Texas things for Mr. Bear. They traded but of course the boys just had to be clever and kept the battery to Lola's phone.
 

pretty sure this is how Carlton felt....

 

Cassie soon realized they had the battery so she ran back to their apartment to confront them. There was another struggle and the boys got Carlton's keys back. They were pretty content on where they were at the moment. Us girls on the other hand needed to get ahead, and fast.

 

Meanwhile, while all of this was going on, I was in class. I kept getting texts for help and advice for good strategy. I was seriously debating leaving class...is that bad? But my friends needed me! 

 

why can't life have easier decisions...

 

Well class finally got out and I called Cassie right away. I practically ran to her apartment to see what I could help with. I ran in and we immediately devised a plan. I then learned that somehow in the jumble of things they got a key to my apartment as well. Thank you Darcy...

 

you had one job...

 

 

Well we got our ranks together and went over to Carlton's posse's apartment. We got Francis's home teacher to get them to open the door. We then sprinted in and grabbed their gamer controllers. Good one right? We all grabbed one and ran for our lives! We made it back safe with ALL of their controllers. We stashed them at Cassie's next door neighbors. Our band dispersed and waited for their surrender. All was well and we were winning. Victory right? Sweet, sweet victory...? NO. The gang came bursting into my apartment because they thought we stashed the controllers there. Evy's study group was over and was scared out of their wits! The boys started rummaging through everything. Everyone was in shock. Shelly came out of her cave to see what was going on and immediately started yelling:
 
GET OUT. NOW. I'M GOING TO CALL THE MANAGER AND GET YOU GUYS KICKED OUT. GET OUT!! NOW!!

I don't know what was going through her head as to why they were there but

this ^ is pretty accurate I suppose.

 
 
and then all of us girls were just sitting there like this:

 

I was trying so hard to keep from laughing. I was dying! The boys left and I sprinted over to Cassie's place. I ran in out of breath and died on the floor in a fit of laughter. I told the girls what happened and we all had a fit of giggles. The boys were so scared! In the end, everyone got their things back and we might have gotten in trouble a little bit with a dorm manager...potatoes, potawtoes... Needless to say, every time after that, if anyone was bugging us, we told Shelly and she took care of us.